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What’s In A Stripper Name? Everything.

Julie: “So I told him, ‘Her name is Josie but you might know her as Latitude13’ and he says, ‘Latitude13?! Is that her stripper name?’ Dude. That’s got to be the lamest stripper name, EVER.”
Josie: “No doubt. If you think my stripper name is lame, wait’ll you see my POLE DANCE. And what kinds of strip joints is he going to anyway, thinking that Latitude13 could be a stripper name? Obviously not the good kind!”

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5 Responses

  1. brent says:

    hey, stripper names are sacred. that guy clearly needs an education!
    first pet + mom’s maiden name=
    1st pet + street name you grew up on=
    (see, google can be used for good!)

  2. Josie says:

    Hm. By your methods my name would either be Duchess Smithers or Duchess Turk. The alphabet method christened my Candy Glitterlick and the quiz named me Shirley Temple. LOL
    Thanks Brent!

  3. resuri says:

    as i told julie, longitude 144 might be a good stripper name for a guy…

  4. les says:

    lmao.. mine came out to be Sugar Leather Shock… hmmm…
    2nd survey name was Nicky Diple… not so funny…

  5. Mona says:

    Latitude 13 would be a fine name for someone working in a strip club catering to pirates.

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