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Today I Decided To Basically Starve Myself Until I’m Ten Pounds Lighter.

And I pretty much decided that immediately after my auntie stopped her car! and held up traffic! in the middle of the parking lot! to call me over (I was walking with a friend to his car) and yell out her car window:
“Girl! I almost didn’t recognize you! YOU’VE GAINED WEIGHT!”
Family. Can’t live with ’em, can’t kill ’em.

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15 Responses

  1. Christine Lalaine says:

    Gosh, that’s definitely a con of the “everyone knows everyone” side of Guam! On a good note, I know you can do it without starving yourself. I totally revamped my diet and in the last month, I’ve lost 10 lbs almost effortlessly. That’s never happened before. It’s just a matter of choosing the right foods and eating healthy. Of course, I think you’re beautiful no matter what. 😀

  2. Christine Lalaine says:

    P.S. Does that mean you’re putting the club sandwhiches on hold?
    P.P.S. In that last picture, you don’t even look like you need to lose weight!

  3. donna says:

    “Family. Can’t live with ’em, can’t kill ’em.”
    …LOLOLOL! amen sister!

  4. resuri says:

    let me start off by saying that it would be fundamentally unfair if you could be any hotter than you already are. that being said, if losing 10 pounds would somehow accomplish this, i would be very very afraid of the consequences. i can barely get you alone as it is…

  5. Bob says:

    I just lost 10lbs laughing at the parking lot incident! Your Auntie’s a riot!!
    Family, gotta luv em’

  6. donna says:

    josie, i forgot to mention that they also complain if you’ve lost weight–“you’re too skinny! you need to eat!” lol you’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t…

  7. Roel says:

    yep, they think they are being nice too. lol…only family can get away from that.

  8. Randy says:

    Aiyy, this all reminds me of a good joke i once heard. So this guy…whenever he would attend a family members wedding, would get so annoyed because all his older relatives would poke him on the side and say to him “your next, your next”. So one day he saw his chance to get back at them. At a family members funeral, he decided to go up to each of them, poke them at their side and tell them… “your next, your next”.

  9. randy says:

    i meant to say a good story i once heard.

  10. Josie says:

    That’s a good one, Randy!
    No way am I giving up club sandwiches! But I guess for now I’ll have them with water. Guess it’s time to start running again…. sigh.

  11. fabmimi says:

    Sounds like I might have found myself a PILATES partner! *wink.

  12. Lescentive says:

    too damn funny, yes only family will do that… sweetie, you are perfect the way you are… if you feel the need to shed or gain some weight.. do it girl..
    have a great week..
    Les

  13. christine says:

    my friend’s mom said that if you can still see your collarbones, you’re still fine.

  14. Josie says:

    I like your friend’s mom’s style.

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