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Tiheras Pugua’

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how attractive the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between her son and the housekeeper than he was letting on. Reading his mother’s thoughts, John said, “I know what you must be thinking, Mother, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional.”

A few days later, the housekeeper went to John and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the tiheras pugua’. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” John said, “I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote:

“Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take the tiheras pugua’ from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take the tiheras pugua’. But the fact is that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”

A week later, John received a reply from his mother:

Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your housekeeper, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact is, if you were sleeping in your own bed you would have found the tiheras pugua’ by now.

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