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The KEY, dumbass, the key!

I went shopping and bought a tv stand last night. When I went to open the car for the warehouse guys to load up the stand, the keyless remote wouldn’t open the car doors. I pressed and pressed and pressed. Nothing. I moved closer to the car and pressed some more. Still, the doors would not open. The battery was dead.
I stood there a few seconds, not sure what to do. I turned to the two warehouse guys who were waiting to load the car. “Do you sell batteries in there? Batteries like this?” I showed them the dead battery in the remote. They told me they didn’t.
For a moment, we all stood there by the car in silence. Then, one of the guys shifted his weight (did I mention they were carrying the tv stand?) and asked very politely, “What about your key?”
“My key?” I blinked. “Of course! MY KEY!”
I’d become so accustomed to the keyless remote that I had forgotten people used KEYS to open car doors back in the day. In my defense I’d like to say that it was the end of a very long day at work and I was coming off a Red Bull high. So there.
Sigh. I’m so pretty.
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6 Responses

  1. jimmy says:

    “sigh. im so pretty” hahahaahhaahahhahHAHAAHHHAHHAHH!

  2. Annalynn says:


  3. Sapere Aude says:

    *chuckles* Something similar happened to me too.
    Great site.

  4. michelle says:

    it’s blacky! wow, what a little black panther he seems to be. funny car key story. stuff like that happens to all of us every now & then. i call ’em “humbling experiences.” 🙂

  5. michelle says:

    oops, all this time i thought blacky was a boy. until i read the little caption thingie. woops! okay, what a little black panter she is! i love black cats. i dunno why. =^-.-^=

  6. brent says:

    ha! i’m still laughing. thanks for the smile maker! good luck with a new battery. 🙂

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