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The Good & The Bad

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have…
Good: Inheriting the first three seasons of Sex & The City.
Bad: Inheriting the first three seasons of Sex & The City because your friend moved far, far away.
The Result: Finally understanding all the references your friends make to the show.
Good: Buying a new cameraphone online for cheap!
Bad: The battery turns out to be a dud.
The Result: Having to spend a little more for a new battery, but altogether still less than half the price of buying locally.
Good: A VISA® card that gets you 20% off airline tickets.
Bad: Not getting the discount because no one told you about the promotional code to enter at checkout.
The Result: This was eventually sorted out manually by the bank.
Good: Learning French on cd during the morning and evening commute.
Bad: Not having any immediate plans to travel to France.
The Result: Feeling like an idiot two weeks from now in Japan, kicking myself for not buying Pimsleur’s Quick & Simple Japanese instead of French.
Good: Losing a few pounds.
Bad: A co-worker asking loudly at the water cooler, “Girl, what kind of CRACK are you smoking because you have lost so much weight!”
The Result: Making a killing on crack sales in the employee parking lot.

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6 Responses

  1. Ang says:

    LMAO… a bit crackish… finally.. you are watching the season’s.. Jessica.. let her borrow the other season’s so she is up to speed w/ us.. lmao.. josie, josie, josie.. i was at home today.. most of the day.. my boy is sick.. so jess.. no party for me tonight.. take care..

  2. fabmimi says:

    Yay you’re watching SATC!
    Crack is whack…remember that. Especially the kind that hangs out of oversized jeans! (Hahha I’m tying in your other entries.)
    Happy Holidays and have fun in Japan. Just remember “nihon go o sukoshi desu ne” which means “i speak little japanese”. That’s what I remember from selling Sunglasses to tourists at Micronesia Mall.

  3. trench says:

    haha. Funny stuff.

  4. vincenzo says:

    three things….there’s a “commute” on Guam?….do you have an aunt named Donna?….finally, why aren’t you sharing the crack?!?

  5. joie says:

    Thanks for the Friday morning funny.

  6. Brian Que says:

    Really cute Josie! Cleverly done! =) Here’s a good one:
    Good: Finally meeting an “old friend” in person.
    Bad: Leaving the island 4 days after.
    The result: Having to keep in touch via comments on the internet. 😉

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