The comatose is his best bet
And you thought your roommate was bad…
“Anyways, I have a few rules that need to be followed, but other than that, we should get along fine!” – $300 – Two bedroom share
You must be ok with my upholstery hobby. Who takes up upholstery as a HOBBY??
From reading his requirements, I can see why he lives alone.
Its a joke. Mostly.