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Working my way back to you, babe

Hey there. Sorry. I’ve been otherwise occupied. Regular posts should resume shortly (I hope).
If I owe you an email, I am really really sorry. I just can’t. keep. up.
Don’t worry. It’s not you. It’s me.
A couple of days ago I smoked a cigarette, my first in over seven years. I took a few drags, saw my reflection in a window, took a couple more drags and put it out. Nevermind the health ramifications that come with smoking…I looked ridiculous! Not sexy at all.
The next day I had to use my albuterol inhaler twice. Coincidence?

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13 Responses

  1. Brian Que says:

    Nope. Not a coincidence. 😉

  2. Ang says:

    lol josie.. i feel you.. i am like that after a few drags.. albuterol is my friend for a few days afterwards..
    i still carry it around..
    oh yeah, don’t u miss me yet? when and where is lunch..

  3. Arnold says:

    Josie, not only is it not sexy, no one likes kissing an ashtray.

  4. Toni says:

    Oh no! Seven years! Who caused this?! Want me to hurt them?

  5. Donovan says:

    Filthy habit. Don’t ever try it again.

  6. donna says:

    noooooo! smoking is DEFINITELY NOT sexy, josie.
    what made you smoke in the first place?

  7. Josie says:

    The seven-year itch, I guess. LOL

  8. vincenzo says:

    seven year itch? hmmm, dunno about that but smoking is definitely not sexy. how about a girl in her cycling outfit going up mount tam or the golden gate lookout, sweat pouring from her helmet even if it’s fifty degrees outside…now that’s sexy…LOL

  9. maricar says:

    That always happens to me when I decide to be social and take a drag. I end up wheezing and reaching for my inhaler later on.

  10. C says:

    See where trying to be a badass gets you? 🙂

  11. carolyn says:

    i thought it was weird that everyone smokes in guam. mostly because it’s TOO HOT, man! call me crazy, but puffing away on a fiery shitstick while it’s 87 degrees kind of grosses me out.

  12. Josie says:

    10 out of 10 L13 readers agree that smoking is not cool & sexy.

  13. disneymike says:

    Make that 11 out of 11 L13 readers. 😉

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