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Off The Top Of My Head

A few things:
Metal Daze @ Top of the Mar rocks. A set price of $14.95 per plate for Mongolian dinner does not rock. I think they should go back to charging based on the weight of your plate.
I saw the most beautiful girl in a public bathroom the other day. Oh, she was gorgeous. To die for. But then she did the most disgusting thing I think anyone can do in a bathroom: she left without washing her hands. Nasty!
Anyway, in the E-40 U and Dat song, when he goes, Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna get to you and that monkey…tryna get to you and that monkey…tryna get to you and that monkey
What’s he talking about? Monkey?
I love this commercial:

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6 Responses

  1. Michelle says:

    Comment love! TGIF!
    This commercial is pretty funny. But, about the not-washing-hands habit, I agree — that is nasty.
    And I heard that that is predominantly a “guy thing.”
    Ya’ just never know. Hence, I keep around a handy-dandy tube of alco-gel at hand. 🙂 Yes, it may kill essential germs but it’s a comfort thing. And a dead germs thing.

  2. christine says:

    this commercial is so funny. haha.

  3. Joephet says:

    Indeed, it’s one of my most favored commercials of all time. And not because it stars a chubby fat-faced Asian kid. That’d be ridiculous.

  4. Josie says:

    Totally ridiculous.

  5. les says:

    eww @ the girl…for some reason i’ve been looking at tourists and thinking damn she is hot… must be the pregnancy hormones… at least i hope…
    commercial is funny…
    u feeling better sweetie…

  6. Joephet says:

    See, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey (defining “monkey” as another word for a particular part of the female anatomy).

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