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• Rebranding is when you bake a large chocolate cupcake, leave off the icing, and call it a muffin 16 hours ago
• RT @thatRamosgirl: Normalize sending doughnuts instead of flowers. 16 hours ago
• Part of being a freelancer is putting together proposals for "urgent, time-sensitive" projects and then waiting a l… https://t.co/sie7pUbNxU 16 hours ago
• A lot of times when I look at pictures of food that people share on insta, I'm thinking diabetes cha cha cha 17 hours ago
• Does Twitter think I'm a rich man? Because only cam girls and girls who need rent money be sliding into my dms lately 17 hours ago