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Metaphorically speaking

Some coworkers and I were discussing infidelity, particularly what happened to Kobe Bryant.
“Why would a man chase after a jalopy when he’s got a Bentley in the garage at home?” I asked.
A male coworker answered, “Well, sometimes your freezer is stocked with steak, but all you really feel like eating is Spam.”
Sigh. Excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall a bit.

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5 Responses

  1. Rich Terlaje says:

    … and what does it do to sons and daughers?
    In my case… nieces and nephews…
    … and the uncle who helps pay for the kids schooling because their dad would rather buy rims and take his girlfriend out.
    Sigh is right!

  2. jimmy says:

    it’s interesting your co-worker used a food metaphor, you know like sexual appetites. but it’s not a good metaphor especially to this Christian. sex is only supposed to be within marriage for good reasons. i’m no expert but the physical union is a symbol (or something) of the mental and spiritual union. you no longer think for yourself only but as a couple. what Kobe did was satisfy his lust. he wasn’t trying to marry that hotel worker he messed around with. Kobe lets his sexual urges/apetite/lust whatever you want to call it boss him around. he has a self-control issue. but i don’t know what it’s like to have body like Kobe’s (a ferrari).

  3. carolyn says:

    oh, but the face of a tercel! i don’t see why girls think he is so fine. he’s so blah!

  4. Josie says:

    “the face of a tercel!” LOL. I guess that’s better than the face of an Echo, right?

  5. sahr says:

    that has got to be the funniest co-worker conversatıon ive read in ages.
    its even funniest if you follow guam culture for
    the inside jokes in hind sight.

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