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Mad cow

“Be careful coming home because there’s a crazy COW on the road.”
“You mean the carabao that’s always grazing down the street?”
“No, it’s a new guy! It’s a crazy bull! He chased the car when I drove by!”
“That’s because your car is red. Right? Don’t bulls chase red?”
“And what color is YOUR car?”
“It’s re– OH NO!”
Thankfully, by the time I rolled through two men had the bull tied up.
I love island life. Love it.

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