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  1. Jess says:

    Honey…you should have just come to my house. I’ve always got some Vodka in the freezer and wine on the counter.
    {{{Good Vibes for Foxy Loxy}}}
    The cocktail invite is a permanent standing invitation 😉

  2. How can you tell an elephant’s been in the fridge??
    There are footprints in the butter… har har.

  3. Annalynn says:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Thermos who?
    Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

  4. Annalynn says:

    *Ways To Have Fun in the Workplace*
    Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
    Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha.”
    Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”
    Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven’t lost them as much since you did this.
    Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
    Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document.
    Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.
    Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
    Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
    Send e-mail messages saying there’s free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, “oh you’ve got to be faster than that.

  5. brent says:

    hey girl, you are amazing! do you have any idea what kind of following you have here? i tried to be a little sneaky and embeded a link in one of my comments (to see if you were paying attention). and BOOM, i got a ton of people, from all over the place looking at my page. they were only there, because they ALL look forward to your photos, your stories, and to YOU.
    you rock girl, nobody can take that away! BIG hugs from the wiese’s!

  6. Josie says:

    Thank you for the jokes! Much better now.
    Brent–why you little sneak! haha

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