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Different wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from the Philippines, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Palau. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Guam. He bragged that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to cook dinner, wash the dishes, and call someone to bushcut the yard.

This joke reminds me of the time someone asked me, “Where is your husband?”
I answered, “He’s at home in the kitchen where he belongs!”

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4 Responses

  1. maricar says:

    Did Jerry tell you this happened to him? LOL I love the new wallpaper, girl.

  2. vincenzo says:

    you do know i have never met Addison
    poor guy…

  3. indigo says:

    that’s funny … that’s where I feel most comfortable … in the kitchen. Organizing it how I want it to be organized. Baking breads, cookies, muffins. Preparing stir fry or fish. Lots of fish. trying new recipes. the pleasure of delighting the gustatory senses of my housemates.

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