Best waiter rant. Ever.

Twitter

• RT @ihyjuju: uber eats be sending notifications like “you forgot to order” nah bro i saw the price and came to my senses 1 month ago
• RT @caseyjohnston: He’s not lost. he’s free https://t.co/9TAMnHC3zP 2 months ago
• Jessica Biel as Candy Montgomery is 2 months ago
• RT @lavoyce: I don’t get the era we’re in. Everyone is mean af while simultaneously promoting positivity…??? 2 months ago
• I would rather give my phone to someone and say 'Put your number in here' than collect another business card ever again 2 months ago