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As Greedy as a Pig

The story about a man who fed a family friend’s corpse to pigs reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite flicks, Snatch:

Brick Top: You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

I hope Guy Ritchie can pull himself together and deliver another fantastic film (see also Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels). I feel he owes me for the fiasco that was Swept Away.

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  1. Cyrill says:

    This dialog reminds of something out of the -i think it was- hannibal series.
    pretty gruesome..

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