I wanted to be a magician, I was facinated with magic when I was a kid,. not the stupid, I’m gonna try to survive for a week in a block of ice david blane ridiculousness, but the simple saw people in half and make them whole kind of tricks. I also wanted to be a paranoral investigator, but I watched Amityville and Poltergeist and we all saw what happen to them. I don’t want to get my face melted off by some dezien from the 9yh level of hell. Funny enough, my new idea of hell is very akin to what I do now for a living, but in hell they have better music playing in the background. If I hear one more damn Kelly Clarkson song I’m gonna go postal. Getting my face melted off is looking better and better as a career choice everyday.
You already worked at a place that melted peoples’ faces off, remember? Except instead of ‘melting your face off’ they probably called it dermabrasion or chemical peel and charged a fortune for it.
Awesome video. I wanted to be a photographer, doctor, a humanitarian aid worker, an actress, and I am sure a million other things but I turned out to have the most important job ever. I am MOM to 4 amazing kids and through international exchange programs I have been mom to 6 other kids. They have made me a great photographer, I have doctored many a boo-boo, taught them life is more than about themselves, think global and turned into an academy award winning actress in all the times I have had to convince them that everything will be ok. I think I have the best job of all!
more coma requests:
Keep my nails short and my feet cute.
Face mask me often bc hospitals are cold and dry.
Don't touch my eyebrows.
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If I'm ever in a coma do me a favor and put a waist trainer on me. I'm going to be laid out for a couple of weeks,… https://t.co/5qpaG2XZYB
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Me: Hayato, I'm thinking about dressing up as a street curb for Halloween so maybe you can finally hit it… https://t.co/m6yHVXZtYi
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I wanted to be a magician, I was facinated with magic when I was a kid,. not the stupid, I’m gonna try to survive for a week in a block of ice david blane ridiculousness, but the simple saw people in half and make them whole kind of tricks. I also wanted to be a paranoral investigator, but I watched Amityville and Poltergeist and we all saw what happen to them. I don’t want to get my face melted off by some dezien from the 9yh level of hell. Funny enough, my new idea of hell is very akin to what I do now for a living, but in hell they have better music playing in the background. If I hear one more damn Kelly Clarkson song I’m gonna go postal. Getting my face melted off is looking better and better as a career choice everyday.
You already worked at a place that melted peoples’ faces off, remember? Except instead of ‘melting your face off’ they probably called it dermabrasion or chemical peel and charged a fortune for it.
I dreamed of going to college but for some reason don’t remember what I wanted to do, all I know is I wanted to be happy. 🙂
Awesome video. I wanted to be a photographer, doctor, a humanitarian aid worker, an actress, and I am sure a million other things but I turned out to have the most important job ever. I am MOM to 4 amazing kids and through international exchange programs I have been mom to 6 other kids. They have made me a great photographer, I have doctored many a boo-boo, taught them life is more than about themselves, think global and turned into an academy award winning actress in all the times I have had to convince them that everything will be ok. I think I have the best job of all!
this was cool, josie. i want to be a doctor now, but i never really knew that before now.