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Just One Thing Makes Me Forget

I suppose there are people in this world who are able to retain their wit even after downing a million shots of wine at a wine tasting.
I’m happy to say that I am not one of them.

I just love how the woman standing behind me is politely trying to ignore that I exist.
After a million shots of wine (or a mere 15) I’m the girl who plays with her food, quotes old nursery rhymes (“The cheese stands alone!”) and does a little happy dance. Real classy stuff.
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Further evidence of my drunken antics may be found here. (Thanks, Jess!)

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9 Responses

  1. Nessa says:

    As long as you had some fun babe, that’s all that matters. Hehe! I was just looking at the picture and thought, “is that Auntie Rose and Uncle Rodney?”. >>> 🙂

  2. Jessica says:

    Even after a million shots, you were All class, babe! Last night was so much fun! Thanks!
    I’m slightly disappointed that you didn’t post your rockin’ mraz limerick 😛

  3. Josie says:

    That’s because I’m still stuck at
    There once was a man named Mraz
    Who drank a large glass of shiraz
    Thank you for being the best date I’ve had all week!
    You’re the best!

  4. vincenzo says:

    love the happy dance….if you come up to San Francisco, there r a ton of wineries and vintners that will entertain your happy dancing….

  5. leevin says:

    There once was a man named Mraz
    Who drank a large glass of shiraz
    And asked, “Have you done a Happy Dance
    So funny it’d make me pee my pants?”
    I replied, “Not I, but Josie has.”
    Curses, limericks and their rhyming schemes.

  6. Kimmie says:

    There once was a man named Mraz
    Who drank a large glass of shiraz
    Although he was drunk,
    his Happy Dance stunk
    Josie’s had more pizzazz!
    Josie, you crack me up! Man, I missed out last night! We need to get you happy again tonight:)

  7. Josie says:

    There once was a man named Mraz
    Who drank a large glass of Shiraz
    He choked on a sip
    Bit hard on his lip
    All the people thought, “Man, what a spaz!”
    More, more, more!

  8. Jessica says:

    Yay!!
    Limerick Friday rocks and just in time for the Poetry Slam! Who’s the lucky entrant who will perform their limerick tonight?
    Kim, I’ve got the red wine to make Josie happy dance for us all over again!

  9. Josie says:

    You girls are going to be the death of me!

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