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“Uh, I filled up the tank and I can’t find my wallet”

“What do you normally do in situations like these?”
“Normally we try to get some kind of collateral that will ensure the customer will come back and pay. And we take down the license plate number. So make sure you come back and pay.”
“Sir, you are holding my camera bag that has about $2000 worth of photography equipment in it. I’m not going to forfeit that for $36 of gasoline.”
“You’d be surprised. I’m still waiting for a lady to come back for HER WEDDING RING.”

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2 Responses

  1. Brother says:

    whoa!! “You’re crazy man, you’re crazy”.

  2. Ben says:

    Well it obviously meant nothing to her.

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