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Fun with 411

“Hello, GTA Directory.”
“Can I have the number for Gold’s Gym at the Onward Beach Resort?”
“Oh, WOW! Are you joining the GYM?”
[…pregnant pause…]
“Uh, no. I’m already a member.”
“Oh, WOW! Are you a BODY BUILDER? Do you LIFT WEIGHTS?”
“Uh…no. Not really.”
“Do you know what I’m talking about? You know, the WOMEN’S BODYBUILDING COMPETITION?”
“Yeah, I know what you’re talking about.”
“LORI CRUZ HAYDEN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?”
“Yeah, I know. So how’s that number coming along?”
“RIGHT! Here’s your number! It’s 647-0159!”
“Uh, thanks.”
“Have a GREAT WORKOUT! And have a GREAT WEEKEND!”

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