Stop the Presses
March 24, 2007

I went running last night in Tumon. I started at Ypao, down the beach, across Matapang and back to Ypao on the street. Not a marathon, but enough to feel the burn because DUDE! I ran that sh*t! I was amazed that I could run more than a few yards without keeling over and crawling for my albuterol inhaler.

I guess in order to understand my excitement you'd have to know that I'm the person who believed I was allergic to cardio exercise because it made me break out in hives one time.

A lot can change in ten years.

 Fitty Fitty
March 21, 2007

50/50 is 50 people singing 50 Cent songs. How is it I'm not in this video?

 I Said CAR BOMB. CAR BOMB!
March 19, 2007

So, to recap the weekend in five words (or less):

No more Jäger bombs. EVER.

I don't even KNOW why people were sending those over. It was St. Patrick's Day! Jägermeister is German!