Julie: "So I told him, 'Her name is Josie but you might know her as Latitude13' and he says, 'Latitude13?! Is that her stripper name?' Dude. That's got to be the lamest stripper name, EVER."

Josie: "No doubt. If you think my stripper name is lame, wait'll you see my POLE DANCE. And what kinds of strip joints is he going to anyway, thinking that Latitude13 could be a stripper name? Obviously not the good kind!"