"Be careful coming home because there's a crazy COW on the road."

"You mean the carabao that's always grazing down the street?"

"No, it's a new guy! It's a crazy bull! He chased the car when I drove by!"

"That's because your car is red. Right? Don't bulls chase red?"

"And what color is YOUR car?"

"It's re-- OH NO!"

Thankfully, by the time I rolled through two men had the bull tied up.

I love island life. Love it.