"Hello, GTA Directory."

"Can I have the number for Gold's Gym at the Onward Beach Resort?"

"Oh, WOW! Are you joining the GYM?"

[...pregnant pause...]

"Uh, no. I'm already a member."

"Oh, WOW! Are you a BODY BUILDER? Do you LIFT WEIGHTS?"

"Uh...no. Not really."

"Do you know what I'm talking about? You know, the WOMEN'S BODYBUILDING COMPETITION?"

"Yeah, I know what you're talking about."

"LORI CRUZ HAYDEN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

"Yeah, I know. So how's that number coming along?"

"RIGHT! Here's your number! It's 647-0159!"

"Uh, thanks."

"Have a GREAT WORKOUT! And have a GREAT WEEKEND!"