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Addison’s great idea

Addison and Josie are making their way through the aisles of Kmart, stopping often as Josie picks up shiny things and examines them.
Addison: I’m going to invent Kmart glasses for women. When you put them on, all you’ll see are tools and toilet paper.
Josie: Oooh! Let’s go look at the DISH RACKS!
Addison: Did you hear what I just said?
Josie: Look, honey! TWO CHAIR CUSHIONS FOR $9.99!
(This why we only shop at Kmart once or twice a year at most.)

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1 Response

  1. tom says:

    addison is a wise man.

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